instead i am sitting here in a room looking at a dinosaur modeled after me, waiting.

so i have composed my ‘do’ list (because i do it vs i am bored and waiting):
-if you have the face for it wear the large wayfarers. forget about the 80’s. i’m talking breakfast at tiffany’s. because we all know i can’t.
-do find the most expensive, uncomfortable heels and wear them until you are sure your foot has shrunk a full size.
-walk like a truck driver and be sure to stand pigeon-toed in said heels.
-start going by your middle name.
-listen to mgmt, santogold, bat for lashes, jucifer, and cocorosie constantly.
-smoke out in the basement
-be scared of palin.
-wear a red/black plaid shirt around the house and ignore all lumberjack comments that ensue by your smartass roommate.
-leave the house without saying good bye.
-take a deep breath and count to ten.
-smile more.
-take what i can because the rest will be destroyed.
-build fort out of sofa.
-dream about the end of the world.
-believe in a ghost.
-park that car.