A friend is over. Coked up. While I’m sober. No loss there. He’s trying to get bruno to play (by taking apart the remote control) while I just lay here. One part ignoring. Two parts hopeful that it will actually work.
It didn’t work.
This place keeps getting brighter and brighter as days, more like nights, go by. An extra strand of xmas lights. Tinsel. More tacky xmas trees sprouting up in archways and rock gardens. Wall paper… On walls.
My hips are aching and it hurts when I laugh due to a fresh dermal anchor on my temple. I should be at home laying on a heating pad. Instead I’m nursing my fourth pearl diver and typing this, occasionally talking to a friend or two.
What I like about you is that you are so pretty but never take yourself seriously. Remember when you came out in the fall wearing a pencil skirt with an old flannel shirt?
No
And you cut your hair. And it looks nice and not just anyone can pull that off but I miss it long. It was sexy.
… Sorry.
You are really akward. You don’t seem like youde be.
Okay, I’m going to finish this fifth one then go home. New place. In the city. I guess I never posted that I moved anywhere away from the city. But I did. Exit signs are a beacon. Wherever I am.
Ooh someone played ‘wolf like me’ for me.
I like it when you smile. You give these little looks and it makes me sad to think you’ll never see them. Its not like you look in the mirror and smile. You know like Practice. and you’ll never understand how exquisite those dimples are. They aren’t really dimples just…
Divots?
no not at all. They are just beautiful. I think you are going thru a phase where you want a baby. Not a baby. Just someone to take care of. Why don’t you get a cute crack head?
So they can steal my shit, pawn it to buy drugs? Naw…
No it goes: duh dum duh dah help me h e l p m e help me help me! Duh duh dum duh dah.
In my car waiting for it to warm up and I don’t know why I didn’t bring my coat. Or scarf. Or gloves. it was nice today. Didn’t want to be alone so I ran out forgetting it or not thinking I needed it. Meeting my mom at the rich rich mall across from the rich mall to buy soaps, look at expensive things that shouldn’t be so much. Getting stared at like I was going to steal something until my mom showed up.
now I’m in my bed nursing fresh tattoos and not looking forward to tomorrow.
I’m sitting on the couch listening to my room mate brainstorm aloud on how easy it would be to make a couch. My only input being that it needs dinosaurs stenciled on it. And/or Jesus. only words of advice I have as of late are don’t use an electric razor on your armpits. Apparently its supposed to be common sense.
Oh and I miss you boy.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/lost_cat_dog_on_journey_die?utm_source=onion_rss_daily :::
JACKSON, WY—After their owners inadvertently left them behind in Yellowstone National Park, Louie, a 4-year-old golden retriever, and Nipsy, a 3-year-old longhair cat, were killed within minutes of beginning their heartwarming journey home, sources reported Monday. “It looks like right after leaving the campsite they fell off a cliff and died upon impact with the highway below,” park ranger Ken Hinkley said after discovering their barely recognizable bodies, which had been partially eaten by a cougar the pair likely would have outsmarted with adorably clever teamwork had they survived. “After that, it appears their carcasses were run over by a tractor-trailer, probably operated by a gruff but kindhearted truck driver who no doubt would have given them a lift. Poor little guys. Had to toss ‘em in a ditch.” Louie and Nipsy’s family reportedly gave up hope immediately, and have already purchased a new kitten and puppy whom they love very much.
like anna nicole. minus the stringy haired toothless relatives.
nice viagra and xanax spams huh? it seems like a very good combination so im not that mad about it.
http://www.parrotta.de/artists/lidy_jacobs/01.shtml
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that’s all i got.
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this is what happens when i cannot sleep. i spend too many minutes looking up shit like ‘chola’ and ‘chonga.’ im not telling where the search ended.
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i will not hesitate to go out to my car to dig a knife out of my car before starting an altercation over stolen hair product.
